The Awakening

haha i fixed that problem

2011-07-28T20:59:00.001-07:00

For future refernce, send letters of love, cigarettes of your preference (i prefer nat sherman classic king sized), money, sperm donations and court summons and/or illegal drugs to THIS address:
1404 G.A.T.E.W.A.Y court, Cave city KY 42127
if you come and see me without asking first i will probably shoot you and spam is welcome to, we need fuel for the furnace (this is a joke i wont love you if you spam me haha)
take out all the dots you knobs its so i dont get spam from non human lovers <3

2011-07-25T14:10:00.000-07:00

I NEED TEN BUCKS

still alive

2011-07-24T20:47:00.002-07:00

its bloody hot out there and i know two boys who look exactly the same omg its wonderful

power went out

2011-07-22T13:52:00.003-07:00

and when it came on it blew my laptop power adaptor the fones and the cable box, ALL plugged into surge protectors FML

google circle jerking and tmobile hates me

2011-07-17T19:24:00.000-07:00

which reminds me i should do a post.
i am all settled down in kentucky, got a job, got a girlfriend and i can speak the local dialect fluently unfortunately. right after i got down to posting again, t-mobile decided they would NOT in fact provide me with free internet, which they had been doing for 8 months now (havent paid my bill in a year). i should remind you all that my skype is welshie.raith my email is welshie.raith@gmail.com and my facebook is Koning van de Maan. hit me up, i figure nows the time to start posting about that good old gay stuff haha what with me being in kentucky and all.

So here's the deal

2011-06-15T14:18:00.000-07:00

I never did recieve any settlement from that running over-ness and i was in washington at that time not working, i eventually made my way back to michigan in order to make something of it haha, then i hopped on a truck with my dad and am right now sitting in phoenix waiting for him to get back from mexico

If anyone comments on this post I will keep it regular

2011-06-14T18:40:00.001-07:00

thats my house. can anyone guess what i do for a living?

Just to show you poor sods (of those who are left) that i can grow a beard thank you very much

2011-06-14T18:12:00.001-07:00

and yes, that is a pink hair tie ^_^

Flash Flooding in Queensland

2011-01-11T18:44:00.000-08:00

http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/12/11/1460933/bremerton-officer-involved-fatal.html this happened a while ago, and i was at the pizza hut mentioned while it went down lol welcome to bremerton

http://recordspedia.com/Washington/Kitsap-County/Crime-Statistics not as bad as detroit yet tho...so i guess thats a good thing

heard about some flooding in brisbane, made me think of jake anon/robert over there, i wonder what happened to everyone, its like a ghost town around here

why would you want to colour Rooney...

2010-12-24T15:19:00.000-08:00

in fact, who IS rooney

i guess well never find out

im off the crutches onto a cane first step in rehabilitation i guess

still hurts to walk on tho...

more kitty pics

2010-12-18T19:43:00.001-08:00

pixel the cat:

ive actually been wondering what KIND of cat this is...it has all the behavioural traits of an egyptian mau (to the letter) but the colouring is not the same

heres a video

just got hit by a car

2010-12-17T09:54:00.000-08:00

so i was skating down to a billiards bar and got nailed by some lady in a dodge stratus
FML something in the cartilage in my ankle is ruined but im not sure exactly what it was because they gave me morphine and i was dischaarged before i sobered up enough to pay attention...so now ive got a hurty ankle/foot that i cant walk on

How to roll a 'special' cigarette for a special friend

2010-12-14T15:12:00.000-08:00

this is what i get for rooming with potheads lol

step 1

set out quantities of the items included in your special cigarette

step 2

break up the stickier ingredient

step 3

line your paper with said ingredient

step 4

add tobacco

step 5

roll

what I'm doing now

2010-12-14T11:47:00.000-08:00

currently i am living at the house of a friend of mine, doing various light dev work for google's web apps, chrome and android i have four computers which i call home all of them running ubuntu 10.10 except the tablet which dual boots that and vista due to the fact that i cant get the touch/multitouch input to work correctly in linux. i also currently use an HTC Glacier as a phone/bouncy ball there are plenty of computers around just look at my roomates workstation.

we develop hardware and apps/drivers for android, ubuntu, google tv and chrome os (which we arent doing anything with currently cos they havent sent us the laptop yet)

this is the house i live in

we are four cars strong three 70s era toyota landcruisers and one toyota SR5. About to join our family of vehicles: a 1991 suburban

these are my laptops all of which serve a different purpose

this one is my main machine running ubuntu. this is where i do things like not capitalise any of the first letters of my sentences on blogger.

__________________

now this one is my pentest laptop, it has a number of nonstandard communication devices built in (magnetic stripe reader/writer, bluetooth 2.1 EDR (the other one only has bluetooth 1.something), RFID reader/writer, Wimax antenna, GPS antenna, radio frequency scanner (including trunked 2 way frequencies) and cellular card

it is running backtrack four and has a broken monitor (stuck pixels)

now this one is the laptop ive been using for x server and chrome os multitouch development

this is my phone, the legendary dual core HTC glacier which i oft throw at walls

and here are some random pics

my cat pixel

and my awesome cigarette machine

Me now

2010-12-14T11:33:00.000-08:00

well, i have changed quite a bit in the last...year or so

here are the various stages of me

This was me back when i used to post on here about a year ago

this is what i turned into as various stages of poverty set in

this is me when i first left my aunts house in bremerton (she now lives in kentucky making my closest relative my mother in alberta)

this is me a little bit later, i went black and unfortunately came back because of money issues

but i rocked the look for a little while. partied in seattle with the filthiest of people ;)

lived in houses, around houses and in various stolen cars

and now here i am back to stability and a little bit of income (government subsistence)

and i obviously need to work on my rather rusty blogger skills because it has started doing an underline and im not sure how to stop it short of editing the html WHICH I WILL NOT DO

deuces

mat

Trying once more

2010-12-14T11:25:00.000-08:00

Its been a long time and I think that its time to restart this whole thing

---so here's the gist, I am stuck in Washington. No family no money and plenty of friends to keep my penniless self more or less occupied and to help the days go by.

The Priest

2009-08-03T09:39:00.001-07:00

People grab onto their shit as if every moment might be the last time they see the thing. I even knew a man who committed suicide just because his apartment burnt the fuck down - literally, I saw it; there was no damn thing left - and the government couldn't be bothered helping the man. He solved the problem just like any coward - soap, rope, stool, done. Kaput.
But never mind, I knew another man. He was the exact opposite of the man who killed himself. And he was a priest. A priest with doubt. He was currently shooting a man. He told Peggy that she had to run fast, that he'll finish off the policeman, even though another set of cops - lawdolls was how he called them - was to arrive in a minute or two. The Priest's philosophy of life was that fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity, but on the other side, man is meant to be a carnivore. Carnivores kill the herbivores. The Priest kills cowards. Dolls. The Priest quietly chuckled.
"Where should I go?" Peggy asked.
The Priest said that she had to run to the church because the lawdolls are least likely to look for them in a building that's to be demolished in several months. He said it and watched Peggy dissolve in the black and white of the boulevard. She became asphalt. The Priest turned his head to the bleeding doll. He told him that he chose a wrong job. The Priest heard the sirens' brain-killing screech and could barely, but see, the red and blue licking the glass walls. He told the policeman that he could have become an actor, just like he always wanted to. He told the doll that if not for his dad, who made him forget about his dream, he wouldn't be here. He wouldn't be bleeding. He blessed ("God bless you.") the policeman and pulled the trigger. The Priest kicked the lawdoll's cold body and became a part of the 3 AM swallowing darkness.

dunno if i posted this before

2009-07-20T15:45:00.001-07:00

take a look

2009-07-13T21:38:00.000-07:00

ok...lets continue

2009-07-06T14:09:00.001-07:00

ok so all the specs mentioned plus medium armouring (steel plating, bullet resistant glass) making the engine and passenger compartments watertight up to the windows
and some A/V work
we have this
^^this is probably what it would end up looking like (plus diesel engine a couple tons of armour, a nifty kenworth style stick *like the one in the pic below but 6 spd* and a floor mounted wide pedal clutch *sorta like the one in the pic below*)

but all in all it would look the same on the out side
now
id be striving for a stock look
and i want the ability to snorkel
so
i was thinking that one could run the exhaust pipe out to the vent in the right hand d-pillar (replacing the plastic vents with metal ones that match)

so the exhuast system would be above water level and contained within the truck maintaining the stock look (if you wondered about fallout issues cos its at head level i figured some sort of radar type sensor that would beep when i turned the key to acc if there was an obsturction *a beep like when a diesel boat engine stalls and the keys still turned, that kind of long beep* and i could decide whether or not to proceed with starting the truck *so no peeps got blasted in the face with diesel exhaust*)
now, im not sure what to do with the air intake but im sure i ccould do something flush with the roofline...
suggestions?

i has a question

2009-07-06T10:20:00.001-07:00

what would happen if i put a 6.6L duramax and a ZF ZF6 trans (from a silverado 2500HD) in a 2004 chevy suburban (3/4 ton - GMT800)? would it all fit right?
i assume it would becuase the two vehicles share the same platform from the seats foward.
enlightne me please

Revised Tour

2009-06-30T15:40:00.000-07:00

self explanatory

hope you didnt misunderstand

2009-06-30T13:07:00.001-07:00

i love col :D
i welcome him back with open arms and a pat on the bum

Cols back

2009-06-30T11:02:00.001-07:00

somehow ive always seen him as being more responsible than that, just leaving us without saying he would do so. well, every man has his flaws and pointing them out like this tends to make them leave blogworld so i hope col continues blogging and chatting (mostly the latter).

booored

2009-06-29T21:53:00.000-07:00

please talk to me :|
im not gothic :P
you know who you are
aahsazyl@googlemail.com is my MSN

HEHE i sound so stupid...

2009-06-29T14:53:00.000-07:00

this is part of my response to peters tag
and i shall tag Mr. HCI (i will put up a link later)
ill do more, better when i can figure out how to work my cam :P

There are only 3

2009-06-27T14:46:00.000-07:00

And I know the person who owns this green one hehe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lister_Storm

TALK TO ME

2009-06-25T06:30:00.001-07:00

If you havent already added me
my MSN is aahsazyl(AT)googlemail(DOT)com
my AIM is Aahsazyl
my yahoo is Aahsazyl
my google is the same as my MSN
and my skype is matt.abell
TALK TO ME

Sock

2009-06-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

My dog ate my sock
if your name is James you will know which one i am talking about
i am rather peeved
but i shall give up the activity associated with said sock
i have waited long enough

Explanations Pt. II: This time he's serious

2009-06-22T23:42:00.000-07:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
klæsik ee?

Sleep Deprivation

2009-06-19T22:28:00.000-07:00

{here is a chat i had tonight with two (i thought at the time it was all with lex) people}
(10:03:40 PM) LexinatorLex: that fantastic
(10:03:49 PM) LexinatorLex: that was fantastic
(10:03:51 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: XD
(10:03:52 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: show
(10:03:54 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: show
(10:03:57 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: ^_^
(10:04:00 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: the aftermath
(10:04:21 PM) LexinatorLex: haha
(10:04:26 PM) LexinatorLex: i didnt take shit {he was talking about the pics i had asked him to take earlier}
(10:04:27 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:04:38 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: you twat :P
(10:04:49 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: i give you cock and you give me nothing
(10:05:08 PM) LexinatorLex: haha
(10:05:10 PM) LexinatorLex: :[
(10:05:14 PM) LexinatorLex: it was great?
(10:05:18 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:05:19 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: well
(10:05:24 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: thats surprising
(10:05:25 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:05:29 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: were you wanking jsut to me?
{i switched the tabs on accident and didnt notice}
(10:05:22 PM) DdPoets: well
(10:05:24 PM) DdPoets: you wear ir
(10:05:25 PM) DdPoets: it*
{i thought she was Lex, talking about why he didnt take time to take pics (ie leave the cum on his skin)}
(10:05:38 PM) DdPoets: then it's good to wash it off asap when the party is over
(10:05:41 PM) DdPoets: cause if you sleep in it
(10:05:46 PM) DdPoets: 1. bad for skin
(10:05:48 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: XD
(10:05:51 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: ok...
(10:05:52 PM) DdPoets: 2. you look........bad
(10:05:55 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:05:56 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: well
(10:06:01 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: i like it lol
(10:06:04 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: im a perv like htat
(10:06:05 PM) DdPoets: <3
(10:06:07 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: i guess
(10:06:09 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: ^^_^^
(10:06:12 PM) DdPoets: i think its cute
(10:06:18 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: well take a pic next time lol
(10:06:20 PM) DdPoets: that you can look at a girl who has smudged make up
{at this point i was like whaaa? has he been reading Sidras chat??}
{then i realised, and saved it with this}
(10:06:27 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: oh
(10:06:33 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:06:34 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: yeah
(10:06:43 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: yup
(10:06:43 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:06:48 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: the racoon look
(10:06:50 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: for me :D
(10:07:05 PM) DdPoets: oh gawd
(10:07:10 PM) DdPoets: i turned on my webcam
(10:07:13 PM) DdPoets: i DO look bad
(10:07:24 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: XD
(10:07:25 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lemme see
(10:07:35 PM) DdPoets: idk how
(10:07:37 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:07:39 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: get skype
(10:07:41 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: thats how :D
(10:07:59 PM) DdPoets: ahahahaha
(10:08:02 PM) DdPoets: i will promise
(10:08:03 PM) DdPoets: soon
(10:08:06 PM) DdPoets: then we'll video chat
(10:08:08 PM) DdPoets: all the time
(10:08:08 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: lol
(10:08:09 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: cool
(10:08:09 PM) DdPoets: <3
(10:08:14 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: i love you sidra
(10:08:14 PM) Dr. Aahsazyl: :D
{whew, good thing she didnt notice i thought i was talking to Lex about his cum}

Face book

2009-06-19T20:19:00.000-07:00

get on my thingy
facebook.com/aahsazyl

MORE sticks

2009-06-17T23:46:00.000-07:00

this is a lovely stick from mac d[-_-]b
its a smart car and its got a weird setup
::Edit::
the shift knob looks like that from a semi auto but it looks like it hasa a cllutch ( i later found out that what i saw was merely a bottom hinged brake pedal)
nice lol
anyway
send me your pics
heres his

heres some more from my cars
this is what i had before the skyline
and THIS is what i actually wanted at the time

NOT 10 look here

2009-06-16T22:54:00.001-07:00

and hey
i still want your sticks and toothbrush colours
so get to it
automatic or manual idc

Shorts ftw

2009-06-15T02:50:00.000-07:00

isnt this a major filming blunder (up the shorts shot)
after a hard day of crime solving...

show me your stick

2009-06-12T13:04:00.001-07:00

shifty or lame stick i want it all
send me pics of your stick
torchy! has been kind enough to lend me pics of his stick

and here is my old stick

so
send me pics of your sticks

im in love with a straight boy :D

2009-06-11T01:17:00.000-07:00

Sebastian from the tulip munching blog has tentatively agreed to be my e bf lol
a new milestone in the blogworld, this will be remembered in the hearts of all
take that bitches (seb told me i dont swear enough so...take that you cunting fuckface bitchwhores)
//sorry for the language NG//

a question for the ages

2009-06-09T20:50:00.000-07:00

What colour is your toothbrush?
(and please no one has a toothbrush that is 42)

gone for while

2009-06-07T21:23:00.001-07:00

im gonna be gone for a while and wont be able to chat if you need me call me by skype (matt.abell)
or at 2x7x0 2x6x1 4x5x1x9
see ya :D

2009-06-03T19:27:00.000-07:00

I just funded 846 seconds of peacekeeping in troubled regions!
Who's your daddy?

Friend of a friend

2009-06-03T14:52:00.001-07:00

dream

2009-06-03T11:17:00.000-07:00

i had the craziest dream this morning. it started with me getting a skype call from my grandma yue li when she was vacationing in korea with my grandad and my uncle (6yo) jason. she was showing me around with the cam on her laptop when suddenly i was there (at some beach hotel/restaurant) talking with her. we then proceeded into the restaurant and got the buzzer thing and sat in the waiting area talking about how korea is the source of rice for both china and japan and then i said something about peanuts being from south africur (thats how i said it in a really exaggerated london drawl) the i looked at the floor and saw the reflection of a tornado. my first thoughts were "tornado...beach...tornado...beach--" then i was all like come with me to my gran and jason (dunno where my grandad was by then) and we ran through the restaurant, being the good michigan boy i was, to the bathroom and when we got there i realised it had windows, so i ran on. we ended up in the corner of the restaurant near some supporting walls with not a window in sight. we all got down in the hiding from a tornado position but i couldnt maintain it, my posture had a certain elasticity prefering to be flat on the stomach (the way i was laying on my bed whilst dreaming) and i kept trying to open my eyes, not knowing that i was opening them in real life, i kept them shut as the tornado went over, sucking the restaurant out overthe water. we were all getting ready to get up when my grandad said its not over yet wait for all the dead animals to come tumbling out of the sky. they did
then i tried to open my eyes in the dream but opened them in real life and woke up
sadly im not sure how things turned out in korea but now i wanna have a wank for some reason

here have my number

2009-05-29T08:46:00.000-07:00

thats right it aint just for my mum anymore
feel free to give a call whenever
even you stalker types
1-8x0x4-5x7x2-0x9x9x6

GTAIV live

2009-05-26T15:33:00.001-07:00

if anyone wants to go up against me (clothes mandatory im afraid) in GTA4 on the windows variety of machines (windows live, xbox live) my gamertag is aahsazyl of course we dont have to fight and whatnot id be happy just to hang out in algonquin :P

so

2009-05-25T17:18:00.001-07:00

so
a lot of things have happened since we got here and i havent told you none of it
firstly
we bought a lot of things
our Telly
http://www.westinghousedigital.com/details.aspx?itemnum=125
and our bookshelf speakers ;) (only MY aunt would buy professional concert speakers for a home theater system)
http://www.mtxhome.com/p/prosumer/tp1200.aspx
we also bought about 200$ worth of herbs :\
oh and i have speakers for my desktop now, peter
i cleared our gardens (pictures forthcoming) or about a half metre deep weed cover
we had roofers round, apparently they loaded the roof with supplies a month back and never got around to the actual work so we had packages of tiles on the roof and we didnt even notice
i broke the hood release on the car because it is right above the parking brake so i was wearing large shoes and kicked the silly thing right off (20$) stereo ate a cd and died, refusing to believe it had consumed said cd or that it had a cd drive at all so we couldnt play cds or get the one in there out (1700$(thank god for warranties)) oh and i sold my car in VA for about 800$(to a friend who needed it, it was worth about 1500$) but i will see not one penny of this as it was really my aunts car
oh and we got chief architect, which is a home design app that costs around 2500$ (i would probably be arrested if i told you how much we DIDNT pay for it)
and i have no idea how to use it
plus my 250Gb hardrive is dead along with all my music, but its ok because it does this and itll be back soon *hopes*
ISNT LIFE GRAND
xXaahzXx
oh and i have a new favourite song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU9fCqnMlgU
played by the vitamin string quartet--coldplay's viva la vida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xirQ55IgA
the real version by coldplay
i love that intro, it makes me cold

I know youre out there col

2009-05-19T21:10:00.001-07:00

col get on msn
i mean
whenever you want
IN YOUR OWN TIME COL
*taps foot*

lil AJ is the shit

2009-05-13T08:10:00.000-07:00

*sorry about that i was in a mood to call names and aj doesnt deserve that*
check the cool one out or die an 'orrible deaf
oh...
i should prolly link him
cant be bothered
oh
there he is on the side

fucking power cables

2009-05-13T07:33:00.000-07:00

they are new enough they could have buried them dont know why they didnt and they mar an otherwise respectable view that faces south my good mates. the olympic mountain range thingie is to the west and mt rainier can be seen to the east.

pics

2009-05-12T16:42:00.000-07:00

these are pics from my balconey
i didnt have the good fortune to take ones of the interior or the exterior before the camera broke
so ill probably do them with the laptops cam (so they wont be as good)

so call me on the skype thingie if you really care :P

nothing more to report

2009-05-09T01:31:00.000-07:00

does anyone here listen to journey? I'm thinking seperate ways would make a great song for a marching band
and i will get some pics of my stunning house up hopefully tomorrow
im still foreseeing my computer usage as being very limited
sometimes i just want to sit out on the veranda with a fag (trim, nice face or lovely clove laced tobacco) and talk to (at) people
ehem
dammit
if only i could get the two brain cells i have to knock about and make some heat its cold as hell in here

i have lied

2009-05-07T21:52:00.000-07:00

i think you all should know that i am a forty year old accountant from kent...

woot

2009-04-26T14:40:00.000-07:00

right
here i am
in the library
ordering a birth certificate
hehe
my dog got bloat a couple of weeks ago so we had to race to the doggie hospital that was only--
2 hours away :D
we left in such a hurry that we forgot to shut the garage door (btw we have a great house, great view etcetc
a neighbour who was to nice for his own damn good thought we were squatters and call the fuzz
so we had what little we did have (lorry didnt come yet with our stuff) searched quite ruthlessly and left strewn about the house
good thing tho he (the dog hehe) survived cos the 2,000$ we spent fixin him up would have been well needed elsewhere in life
hes just had his stitches out and he has a shaved tum
just like someone else i know
oh
and the need cigarretes was a joke (sort of) i havent had (or wanted) a cigarette since i left the east coast
oh and fanks fer all da love, right

Live From the Keen Shores of Leafy Seattle

2009-04-06T09:52:00.000-07:00

its me...
hell of a car ride
and, i wont have a computer for a long while
so i'll try and post when i can...
maybe some pics
//need cigarettes\\
:D
oh
and i missed you peter
and col
and...
i think mboy
vlad a bit
right
im staying in some posh hotel in silverdale beach
woot
i dont even say woot
right
byes

wtf

2009-03-21T14:37:00.001-07:00

are there any wild hamsters?

aaachoo

2009-03-21T09:48:00.000-07:00

you ever sneeze when youre doing a wee?
you end up doing laundry earlier in the week than usual

relax...

2009-03-20T20:33:00.000-07:00

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

bit of a weak ending there :\

the west is so different

2009-03-03T14:38:00.000-08:00

The Elton John AIDS memorial and blanket cleaning fund raiser marathon drive will be held this Saturday at Club Oklahomo. This will be a sex positive event, celebrating the history of sexuality and the erotic sexual nature of sex. Participants are encouraged to donate generously of their money and their cum. Remember, if we are silent about sex we might not get any.

Women on Top in association with Artists Against the Wall with their Skirts over their Heads are presenting the first annual Sara Jessica Parker Street Fuck festival and jam tasting contest. If you are affected by the current American police state then show up Friday and fuck somebody in a public setting. Rememeber, if we are silent about wanting two fingers stuck up our ass we might not cum as hard.

Best Movie (I'm sure there are better, but i can't think of any right now)

2009-03-03T10:09:00.000-08:00

im a paranoid twat

2009-03-01T06:36:00.000-08:00

i found my döppelganger
it was just jake changing his friendly name to my email address
and posting mean things to mboy
>.<
but i still love him(s) :D

Bite You Goodnight

2009-03-01T03:32:00.001-08:00

The donkey is tired.
Let go of the reins.
Your art is admired
And then washed by the rain.

I don’t feel like talking
You don’t want to breathe.
I’ll just do some walking
And give you a pill.

You’re laying in bed
He’s asleep on the floor.
I give donkey some Prozac
And then bite you goodnight.

miss you

2009-02-28T21:23:00.000-08:00

i miss you peter
and you vlad
and everyone for that matter :P

epic

2009-02-28T08:47:00.000-08:00

this chat was epic
im not gonna post it
one thing tho
someone posted in my name
im really scared
its like they started going WTF and then just watched
i have the weirdest feeling that someone was here last night
but all the doors were locked
O_O
ok
i just checked doors arent locked
but i locked them last night
im going to find out i did something really bad last night arent i?

middlesbrough

2009-02-23T15:25:00.000-08:00

when you get off the bus the first things you see are a used condom a pile of fag ends and a thrown down kebab
...
and thats just my mum

what a week

2009-02-23T09:07:00.000-08:00

::EDIT::
now that ive read your comments im doubly sorry
i didnt realise how the last post sounded to you guys

sorry for leaving you guys in the dust there i meant to do a follow up to explain but i had something that needed doing and that involved getting arrested.
so heres the follow up
what i meant was that normally when i leave an area i drop everyone i knew there and start again wherever i end up (but this is with normal embodied friends, so i couldnt decide whether or not to leave you guys). im not the type who leaves with out saying goodbye so i promise i would never leave you with a post like the last one. i have a month to decide.

done

2009-02-19T19:08:00.000-08:00

I have come to the realisation that i will probably never see any of you in real life. Its sad that ive done all this work for nothing. Im sorry to say that you must stay here when i leave this life.

lol

2009-02-13T03:48:00.000-08:00

still waitin...

in the end...

2009-02-09T05:27:00.001-08:00

im gonna leave this thing up so noone can have my name... BUT
there will be no more posts
as if you guys cared lol

sorted

2009-02-04T11:45:00.001-08:00

well.. now that that's sorted i think Peter and i will resume our relationship. I would like to thank all of those who helped out, and you all should know that you helped shake a foundation that will probably never be firm again.
ta

The Awakening

2009-02-03T11:34:00.000-08:00

::EDIT::
http://stickam.com/lookitsasquirrell
Vlad.
Me!
http://stickam.com/aahsazyl
Me too!!

washington

2009-02-02T15:37:00.000-08:00

movin out (edit) west lol, i forgot to tell you all
um
prolly seattle
hehe
so
yeah
oh
peter+me=severe likingness lol

The Untitled. Act 0

2009-02-02T10:25:00.000-08:00

The conversation on MSN was short. I was going soon, but I didn’t know that yet.
- “jack ur comin 2day rite?”
- “yea.”
“what time, though?”
- “well me kate and jenny meet at kfc at 1.30 then alex will be in newyorker at 2 and well all get jessy in staromestska i think”
- “so I come to newyorker then”
“2, right?”
- “yeah you meet alex there and we 3 will come”
- “okay good”
- “g2g cya today”
- “k byye”
Click.

Why did I call it “The Untitled”? Because it’s indefinable, the feeling of that day. It was wrong, but perfect. One of the best days. Everyone who was there knows that. I shall prove you that.

Act I.
Bontonland and going to Zličin…

—>TO BE CONTINUED<—

(VAKA)

2009-02-02T09:39:00.000-08:00

I got a story to share with you.
But I'll tell you it only if you want me to.
Do you?

more pics

2009-01-30T08:12:00.000-08:00

these are some pics caps under themthis is my front yard

this is my house
my car
my target :)
my aunts bike
the inside of the back of my car (note the lack of moldings and rear seats, it took off 100kg)
some weird branch i found and accidentally uploaded
silver looking like a dog lol

here's some pictures

2009-01-30T04:04:00.000-08:00

of my dog lol
XD i had to hold a swiss roll over his head to get him to sit down
isnt he just the scariest thing youve ever seen?
talking to gods
and the place I work (my desk lol)

my nest lol

snow

2009-01-27T08:51:00.001-08:00

cant take pics today cause its pissing snow

oh bum

2009-01-26T14:20:00.000-08:00

forgot about the whole picture thing, and now its dark
sorry

jump leads

2009-01-24T21:08:00.000-08:00

aahz needs jump leads
post 'em to me :)

All the cool kids were doing it

2009-01-24T19:28:00.000-08:00

since peter posted pics i might do some as well cos i know how interested you guys are
*sarcasm*
they will probably be up tomorrow

Dauðalagið

2009-01-24T11:48:00.000-08:00

::EDIT::
Oh gosh you are all still here!
Hmmm
It's nice to see your all bright faces smiling up at me.
Hmmm...that sounded awful.
Doesn't matter.
I see you all want me to write nonsense...
...and Matt to write personal shit.
FINE, be that <way?>.
BUt matt doesn't really want to write about himself. Ask him about that.

AND I have decided to record another track (if you want my first experiment, email me!)
Will try and do that.
But gimme courage.
Love you!

P.S - Sorry for missing you, Matt. All the bloody time.

My Mum

2009-01-23T15:21:00.000-08:00

Well, exactly, What are you interested in these days?

Certainly not school, not moving forward in your life, not sharing any kind of family life outside of what you think you can control (facebook or skype). We didn't leave you dear. You made choices that prevented you from joining us here to live a new life. We wanted you to come with us, but that didn't happen. Now you have to find your own way, and hopefully you'll realize the friends and family that raised you are just as valid and important as Vlad or anyone else you've met in cyberspace and have a proto relationship with. I say proto, because until you've actually met the person, had phone conversations or have known them previously, you really don't know what you're getting into. It makes me angry when you act all arrogant and self righteous and want to pretend life for other people outside of your little bubble doesn't exist. We tried all that we knew to do for you. Now you have to wake up and get a life outside of the computer and the house.

I worry about you because you seem to think you're far better than everyone else and you're not. You're just a kid whose brain seems to need quite a bit of stimulation , who can't seem to get a handle on his academic life and a young man who needs to deal with the reprecussions of his choices. We have always loved you and will continue to love you no matter what, but you can't treat people like an arrogant ass and expect them to put up with it all the time. Not even your Poppa would go that far. Learn some manners and think about other people (and do things for them) besides yourself. I get tired of the Matt Abell who thinks the world and it's people owe him something and he doesn't have to be bothered with the messiness of dealing with his family and miss Jesse Abell, who didn't need to be told twice to help a relative or actually thought of something nice to say, and enjoyed being "with" in whatever way you want to think about that, his family.

god, I LOVE that woman
^_^

Mboy

2009-01-21T01:59:00.000-08:00

[04:56] Dusty: UGH
[04:57] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: wait, how does one say 'ugh'?
[04:57] Dusty: O_O
[04:57] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: like the shoes?
[04:57] Dusty: GO TO FUCKING BED
[04:57] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: or with a velar g like...
[04:57] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: *sniff*
[04:57] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: fine
[04:58] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: *stalks of to the bedroom*
[04:58] aahsazyl@googlemail.com: care to join me?
[04:58] Dusty: okay!

ANDY, YOU'RE A STAR ::: Camisado

2009-01-18T05:44:00.000-08:00

Margaret has never seen this moment of revenge so clearly now, that she approached Area 51 as near as possible. Andy might not be there already – tears gushed from her eyes – but she’ll take her chance for revenge. She waited for this moment 6 years already. Time for some fuckin’ action to take place.
Peggy was as thin as a match, but her face was old; she was hoary and sad from all these lonely years. She didn’t talk to anyone since she had no friends anymore. Ones who still could call her their friend were probably already dead. Not because of her, don’t get me wrong. These people were just too old to handle all the sadness she spilled at her interlocutor.
She looked into the distance. A pyramid made of blue glass was standing there. It was, fortunately, standing right on the edge of the military object. All she had to do is to get through the barbwire fence and climb to the pyramid’s 5th floor. She exhaled and started running towards the pyramid.
On her watch, it was exactly the time the security switches. The whole alarm system and the searchlights get a reboot; the guard groups switch. It’ll take them about 3 and a half minutes. She was running. From her black backpack, a quilt appeared, she threw it onto the wire and started climbing onto the fence. She jumped off, and she was just in front of the ideally smooth pyramid’s first floor’s wall/window. She started walking. She had spikes on her shoes, and her gloves had rubber finger pads. She was on the 3rd floor. Suddenly, somebody yelled something from behind her. She hurried, but nobody started shooting. She stopped for a second and quickly glanced behind herself. There was nothing; just a loudspeaker check.
“Phew,” she carried on moving, but now faster.
5th floor. All windows were closed. The lights were off. It’s okay, the one she needed was in the other side of the pyramid. She retrieved her old gun out of her pocket. Closed her eyes…and opened them again, remembering to check if the alarm was off. It was still on, she thanked the Heavens she checked. In 10 seconds, the little red light turned off and she shot. Glass broke, she filtered into the cabinet and hurried to a door. The corridor’s lights were on, all plans were still the way they were. Now she has to find the right room. Ms. Pelageya Ospen, Ms. Pelageya Ospen…aha! “Ms. Pelageya Ospen,” was written on the golden doorplate. She looked into the keyhole. Damn, she was there, talking on a phone! Heartbeat went faster, adrenaline rushed through her veins.
“What if,” she thought, “I go into the next room and climb my way to her window and kill her?”
She decided. It was empty in the next room. “Mr. Harry Fincher.” She opened the window, inhaled, exhaled and climbed out. In the next room, Ospen was working. Her bowl haircut now was a long black plait. Peggy got the scotch tape ready and pushed the window in – thank God, it was already opened. Pelageya didn’t see anything. Peggy stood on the carpet, inches away from her. She pounced on Ospen and got the tape holding her mouth shut – she didn’t even get time to react; she must have gotten old. Peggy looked at her with her eyes full of hate.
“You know why I’m here?”
Ospen was looking at her from under her forehead with her long black hair bristled. She looked older, not like that evil leather witch she remembered.
“I’m here to kill you,” she said with joy and, at the same time, her voice was burning with acids, “To kill.” Ospen started bleeding with tears. Margaret didn’t see her finger push something under the desk.
“And I’m going to do it now,” said Margaret and drew a rifle from her bag. Hot tears were sliding down Ospen’s face.
“Bitch,” Peggy said and opened the fire into Ospen’s head. Blood was splashing out of Ospen’s body, but dead don’t mind nothing. Scraps of her brain were covering Peggy’s face and the whole room. Joy that revenge brings might be a drug, but not for Margaret. She resist herself of becoming a murderer, but this woman was the one who was both governing the evacuation of the cars from that accident and forgot about the little boy, and who dragged Andy away from her. Peggy stopped shooting. There was nothing left of Ospen’s face, nor head. It was a huge black hole, covered in blood.
“Freeze!” A team of guards broke into the room, dragging Margaret Dumbledore Wilkinson away.

how should i go on?

2009-01-18T05:42:00.000-08:00

um there is a poll for those who care
no votes no blog
thank you and good night

United Kingdom is more developed because it trades with other countries

2009-01-18T05:35:00.000-08:00

As you all know, my darlings, I'm on Tumblr as well.
So yea.
Click my link in a sidebar.
Oh, and yea, we got a poll.
Answer or die.
Love you all.
And, by the way...
See my next post.
It's unedited.
It'll piss Matt off.

Monad [ I ]

2009-01-17T07:39:00.001-08:00

Learn you bastards! I'm not sure how to do the font so you guys could see so they will be pics instead...
P.s. if you think this is shite, don't be afraid to speak up...
um, we'll cover the alphabet first... I will give IPA transcriptions
allright, the alphabet is set up in a voiced/non-voiced pair system. That means that the characters for 'T' and 'D' will only differ in orientation.

/p/ /b/

/t/ /d/

/k/ /g/

/l/

/ɾ/

/m/ /n/ this doesnt really count as voiced/un-voiced, but I liken it to the position of the lips (closed for m) and the tongue (lips open tongue raised to palate for n)

/ɸ/ /β/

/s/ /z/

/ʃ/ /ʒ/

/x/

/o/ /jo/ /joj/ /oj/

/a/ /ja/ /jaj/ /aj/

/ɛ/ /jɛ/ /jɛj/ /ɛj/

/i/ /ji/ /jij/ /ij/

/u/ /ju/ /juj/ /uj/

I have no idea how to write this in IPA, but it is the 'w' in english

P.S.S. Dont know how to read IPA? Find out here.

Cut Up Angels

2009-01-17T02:40:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm back to writing my own blog as well. My blog is mostly my artistic search; and this is real fun doing ^_^
So see ya there.
God bless y'all.

On loftara tavvn!

2009-01-14T13:25:00.000-08:00

These days have been AWEEESOOOME! LOL
Can't be bothered writing everything (I know you won't read everything anyway), so:

People say I'm a good photographer
People say I'm a good artist
People say I'm a nice person
I invented a new language (MSN me for more!)
I talked on Skype loads
I made a new friend! ^_^
I got new headphones

So, yea.

Tenho que fazer um post

2009-01-13T15:43:00.000-08:00

I know I've said before that I'll only post when there are comments...I lied. Maybe. Anyway, I talked to this guy from Florida and he understood the the question to the answer 42... Didnt have his towel tho... But thats ok because he also appreciated the beauty of a firearm... So, I will pimp him out to all you other people, i.e. mboy and jake. Feast well my comrades!
Talking to him reminded me just how much i love vlad...
awwwwwwwww
enough of this bollocks
ta
aahsazyl

oh and postvladpost!

Vlad you're... the cutest thing i have met yet...

2009-01-12T13:33:00.000-08:00

Vlad being the sweetest guy in existence
'nuff said

Andy, you're a Star ::: THE END

2009-01-11T03:46:00.000-08:00

“Smile like you mean it!”
-The Killers

Sirens were barely alive; rather dead. A big black old-fashioned car, one of the many big black old-fashioned cars, was in the end of the line improvised by the SWAT vans. The light,- not sunlight, but grey synthetic light,- was slowly disappearing as it was getting stuck between the grey skyscrapers, choking. The windows were reflecting the grey sky, but it was much more grey than usual. Must be winter, but no one would notice – this city is one of the cities where weather isn’t predicted by the weather channels; probably, because of its absence. All, you could predict here was what shade of grey the sky would be tomorrow, or what advertisement would be shown next on the TV.

Andy was watching the skyline at first, so it would draw his attention away from the crying, but here, in the city, the skyline wasn’t visible,- Andy wondered sometimes, if there was a big electric fence behind all these buildings.

Andy was crying. His eyes were tired of it, but tears kept sliding against his will. His eyes were red and hollow now; his ears were jammed with headphones. In front of him, there was a big black screen; thick, as a brick wall. The Leather Lady and the driver wouldn’t be able to hear him even if he’d shouted. Andy would try screaming back in good old days, but now it was past him, and the days weren’t all that good. Andy sighed and leaned back on the black leather seat. He was lip-syncing. The song he loved. The song he downloaded illegally; just like the whole album. This song was the one thing that’s left with him besides the rucksack, full of memories, that laid between his feet.

He remembered nothing but his grandma’s face, lighted up by bloody-red sunset. The tears on her face were red. The corpse, laying in the corner in a puddle of ruby-red blood. Andy opened his eyes and pushed this memory back, blocking it away. Pressed “Delete” and emptied the Recycle Bin. But it came back, like a virus. Andy cursed and cried harder.

Outside the car, faceless bland people were running around in flocks, hurrying somewhere. Everyone, running. Andy pulled the door handle and jumped out of the car.

Please do not forget about the copyright; otherwise I will burn your house and kill your family.

Fuck Fuck Fuck

2009-01-10T09:54:00.000-08:00

I've just pissed Vlad off and probably ruined a frendship
All because I'm an idiot
yesss
nice going Mat

Оценки

2009-01-09T07:26:00.000-08:00

Well, before we get to the post, I'd like to welcome JC. Thanks for following! As Matt said, one you you would say "I was one of the first people who started following the Matt's and Vlad's FABULOUS blog"...now, that sounds too gay.
So! I got my grades today...they well pissed my parents off. Not THAT MUCH - I didn't get yelling at all (gimme awww) , but they didn not seem to be happy. Like, AT ALL. Odd. I got mostly Cs and Bs...the worst is Math (wonder why XD) , the best is Art (duuuh) .

P.S - Matt edited the opening chapter. Pieeece of chiiihuahua! He's left nothing of my creativity. Hate that.

The Darkness comes first... Last 'un

2009-01-09T01:39:00.000-08:00

Like Vlad said I'm a nice person... So let me tell you about it...
this one will be short, cuz none of you really liked the others and i would feel bad leaving you to think that i was just a sexual predator type. No no no, i stole things too. I stole a car (manual :P) from a long term parking facility at a park. I just wanted to drive... should've waited tho. i've got my own now... but no one saw me leave, noone saw me come back and when the owner comes back all he will notice is a missing key cylinder. Yes ive stolen other things before as well I once went on a shoplifting/burglary spree that netted me about 5, 000 $ worth of stuff... i had no fence tho so most of it's still lyin about. so what else... um, i have hurt people...
gad just accept that im a friggin bastard aight?
this is the last one of these posts... i dont do any of this stuff anymore... cuz its all pretty boring now that ive got my own car...

Reden

2009-01-08T14:47:00.000-08:00

WHO WOULDN'T SAY MATT IS BLOODY HOT? And cute :D

we talk with Matt on Skype now at least an hour a day and I can tell - he's a really nice person :P Lessthanthree him. Don't even know, why I started writing on this blog...maybe, that I want to do something WITH him, or I'm just greedy that he's got the bestest bloggers following him (as my RE teacher says, heterosexuals like opposite sex, homosexuals like people of their sex and bisexuals are just greedy XD )...
Today, also, at school, also people were joking around about sexual orientation...and when it got to a gay joke, everyone looked at me. Why? No idea...odd. I just said I'm a lesbian and walked away :D
Also, another school thing: you might (not) know Petr (talked about him a wee bit on my past blog) . So, he's a writer, too, and we're now really good friends. As a joke, for some reason, I call him Princess...Um, yea. So, (yes)terday I sent my novel to him; today he read it and said "COOL BOOK YOURS IS" and sent a 19-page-long first chapter of his book...I mean, my freaking novel is so far ~30 pages and I got 13 chapters! Blooody hell. Gah, never mind.
Also, just wanted to remind Mboy of these:

Soon, I'll put on the opening chapter of my book. But, by so far, I'm going to give you only the early reviews I got:
"I love the imagination and the detail that’s put into it. It’s surreal - kind of like a Salvadore Dali painting, or something out of a Hunter S. Thompson drug-induced vision! Very well done!" - Exalen.
"It’s crazy, defies all genres. I love it and want my signed copy!" - Kieran
"Nice novel you got there!" - Petr
"Above-average story..." - Matt. DARN YOU!

It's getting too normal...

2009-01-08T07:45:00.000-08:00

I am getting far too used to driving fast. I was driving down the road today at 125 mph and actually got bored... How sad is that... Not only is it unhealthy to do this its also eating my wallet. (no tickets, cops are sparse out here) Even with petrol at its low price, I'm spending around fifty dollars a week on it... Could be because at full throttle, full speed (127 mph) my car gets like 10 mpg...
Maybe I'll start driving the speed limit to spice things up... Who knows...

I is in your arms, pissing in your face.

2009-01-07T14:33:00.000-08:00

Just ferrets, falling off trampolines...
Internet stardom is man's real best friend.

Ele é o meu manção

2009-01-07T08:21:00.000-08:00

sooooo, how about that sexy new name huh?
i like it...well enough anyway.
it'll have to do...

Inní mér syngur vitleysingur

2009-01-07T08:13:00.000-08:00

ЯБЛОКО!
My new nickname. Matt made me make one up, so I did.
Khm. It's in Russian; meaning (text mysteriously disappeared!) .
Love y'all,
Vl...ЯБЛОКО!

Today, it's a nice weather for an airstrike

2009-01-07T07:33:00.000-08:00

2 more followers, eh? Niiice. Today I'm finishing editing the opening chapter; and it'll be on in a while. So, yea.
Also, I'm gonna audition for a school play "Annie get your gun". Loved the name, signed up XD Pretty brands go better with me. Oh! And I got a secret to tell you. But SHH: my novel, even though it doesn't originally take place anywhere, is set to take place mainly in Australia (the city)! Good for me.
Like, OH-EM-GEE,
Vlad.

Pee.Ass. - It's orthodox Christmas today. I'm happy *blank face*
And I can't comment...which is fucking BAAAD.

***
FRANK: What's that you got there, girl?
ANNIE: (Not looking up) What's it look like?
FRANK: Beats me. Could be anything. Don't suppose to be a rifle, is it?
ANNIE: Ain't you got eyes? (She looks at him for the first time. She likes what she sees. A lot.) Yeah. You got eyes.

A Following...

2009-01-07T06:16:00.000-08:00

Some day you will look back and say, "I followed the revolutionary blog of Vlad and Aahsazyl."

Yes, that means you three..
P.S. jake you're lookin quite fit with proper pants and shirt on, mate... Oh, yes...

xxX aahsazyl Xxx